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KFC Faces Chicken Shortage Thanks to Disney’s Moana.

Kentucky Fried Chicken, everyone’s favorite purveyor of delicious fried fowl is in dire straits. Currently KFC is facing a sudden chicken shortage thanks to the release of Disney’s Moana as children everywhere pester their parents for their very own Heihei.

Interview with the Creators of Todd and the Book of Pure Evil!

Todd and the Book of Pure Evil is an excellent show that went underappreciated during the time of its original airing. A love letter to the music genre of metal, and television shows like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sadly, Todd

Pokémon Mod for Ark: Survival Evolved DMCA Lifted

Ark: Survival Evolved was one of the big indie hits on Steam last year. A survival game where you can tame triceratops and even become a triceracops, it was a jewel in the sea of Early Access. This year, a

The Switch Proves Nintendo Does Not Want Change

It’s hard to believe that Nintendo was once the king of gaming. A pinnacle of innovation and game technology, yet they became drunk on their own power. Slowly, but surely, Nintendo’s supporters dwindled and eventually it could only support itself.

Three Major Reasons Not to Pre-Order the Nintendo Switch

Nintendo never seems to learn from their mistakes. While Nintendo is often lauded for launching some of the most incredible titles of our generation, they aren’t exactly recognized for their common sense department being properly staffed. Now after the failed

Todd and The Book of Pure Evil

Do you love heavy metal? Is your stomach made of solid steel? Have a dark sense of humor and penchant for gorn? Todd and the Book of Pure Evil is here to satisfy your needs. A lovingly crafted tribute to

One Day at a Time – Wonderfully Witty

One Day at a Time is a charming remake of the sitcom with the same name which aired from 1975 to 1984. A witty and cleverly written portrayal of a Cuban-American family. The Alvarez family consists of army veteran Penelope,

Sonic Boom is Awesome!

Sonic Boom TV Trailer

Action, Adventure, and Sonic the Hedgehog are awaiting for us in Sonic Boom. Now hold your pitch forks as I’m not talking about the god-awful game released two years ago on the Wii U or its slightly better 3DS version.

M.E.R.C. Arriving on Steam Early Access

The last bastion of society is about to fall. Fueled by the greed and corruption of mankind, and driven by the lust of a single entity called Manta. Now it’s the M.E.R.C.’s job to deal with and eliminate the threat

Ant-gravity: Tiny’s Adventure First Impressions Review

Puzzles, dimensions, collectibles, and 90 degree camera turns are common elements present in these type of puzzle games. Ant-gravity: Tiny’s Adventure is no different in this regard and, as such, meets the basics for the game well. Utilizing tight controls

This Is the Police

What if you had the opportunity to make 500,000 dollars in 180 days? To retire in paradise with the knowledge that you’ll never need to work another day in your life? Would you do it, or would you stop because

Journal of a Survivor in The Forest

Day one: I woke up, after my plane crash landed and watched as a man in red paint was taking my son. I tried moving, but for some reason my body wouldn’t react. By the time I could react, it

Power Rangers in Space Retrospective Part One: Andros

Set controls to outer space now flying higher than ever before! Rangers in space! Power Rangers is a franchise held near and dear to the hearts of many in the United States. Boasting an impressive history since it’s debut on

Rise & Shine Releases in a Week

Rapid action, fast pace combat, and a small frail child named Rise who keeps resurrecting. This is what the basics of Rise & Shine are in the latest game by Adult Swim Games. A run and gun shoot ’em up

The Forest is Awesome: First Impressions Review

You crash land while on a plane ride and find the passengers all dead. Suddenly, you’re thrust into a world of survival with only an axe and a guide. The whole world opens up to you in a lush forest

Spy on your Tenants: Beholder First Impressions Review

How far are you willing to work so you can feed your family? Are you willing to become a puppet to your government and betray those who you are meant to protect? What choices will you make and can you